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Dana Lil’ Bank Is The Teacher’s Pet

Betsy Rothstein Gossip blogger
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If WaPo columnist Dana Milbank is vying for a spot on Lifetime’s “Little Women: LA,” he may have a leg up on his competitors. Milbank showed off his petite frame — his hot teenage bod — by seating himself at a middle schooler’s desk in Waukee, Iowa for the Iowa Caucuses Monday night.

“He has the body of a seventh grader,” noted a media observer.

Milbank’s midget-like physique makes him ripe for comparisons to David Eigenberg, who played Steve Brady, Miranda Hobb‘s emasculated husband in “Sex and the City.”

In 2014, a Mirror spy spotted Milbank in the Logan Circle Whole Foods and specifically noted that the columnist was recognized because of his short height.

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