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British Kid Threatens To Uppercut Santa For Putting Him On The Naughty List

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A young British boy is going viral for threatening Santa with some good old-fashioned violence for putting him on the naughty list.

The video, which was posted to Twitter on Saturday, shows a young school-aged boy named Jackson having a stern conversation with his father about his recent misbehavior before Christmas. (RELATED: Watch These Two British Blokes Beat The Daylight Out Of Each Other In The Road-Rage Brawl Of Century)

“I will swear, trust me,” Jackson warns his dad.

“Well, that’s why you’re on the naughty list — because you’re being naughty right now,” his dad shoots back.

“No, because Father Christmas is not being very nice to me,” Jackson explains.

Things kind of escalate from there, and at one point Jackson gets so heated that he tells his dad that he’s going to “uppercut” Father Christmas and “punch his beard off.”

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Doesn’t Santa realize he’s dealing with a baby Conor McGregor? He better keep his head on a swivel because not only is this kid putting Santa on blast; he’s also giving all the 5.24 million viewers who watched this video a serious warning not to mess with him.

If I were Jackson’s dad, I’d stay farrrrr away from that naughty list. Any kid who literally threatens to punch Santa’s beard off means business and probably won’t hesitate to burn the house to the ground while he’s at it.

PS: the accent makes this video at least 1000000 times better. If this were an American kid, a) it wouldn’t be believable because American kids are soft and b) it would just sound whiny and annoying. Brits for the win. I’ve got all my money on Jackson when he fights in the UFC in like 15 years.

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