Editorial

Hundreds Of Crabs Take Over Florida Neighborhood In Terrifying Video

Crabs Florida Video (Credit: Screenshot/Twitter Video https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1159072688675205121)

David Hookstead Sports And Entertainment Editor
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Hundreds of crabs came straight out of hell in a viral video making the rounds on Twitter.

According to Fox 5 DC, the crabs took over a neighborhood in Stuart, Florida, and the video is horrifying. Forget about being worried about alligators on golf courses. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

This is much worse. Give it a watch below. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

You know what you do in a situation like this? You find yourself a flamethrower, and you torch the whole damn thing to the ground if necessary. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

You take no chances at all. You get some gasoline, you get some dynamite if necessary and you don’t stop until they’re all dead. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

You don’t stop until not a single crab can walk those streets for the next thousands years. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

I love animals, but they have a time and a place. Crabs don’t belong in residential areas. If a foreign army invaded, we wouldn’t stop shooting until the war was over.

Make no mistake about it. Hundreds of crabs taking over a Florida neighborhood is nothing short of an invasion that must be repelled at all costs.

To the good people of Florida. I suggest you arm yourselves because this one could get bloody, but we have no choice.

Once the crabs establish any kind of foothold, there’ll be no turning back.

Do what must be done and never look back.