And now for the dumbest part of our week…
A dumb conversation about kale
5. “Want to know the easiest way to instantly feel like a productive and put-together human being? Eat kale. — Leigh Munsil, Politico.
“Do kale chips count? Because I eat that every day and force myself not to eat the entire bag.” — Camille Tuuti, executive editor, Nextgov.
Meghan McCain wonders about her weakness for men with arm tattoos
4. “Is there a specific age when ones weakness for men with arm sleeve tattoos dissipates? Or is this definitely a forever thing? I am 30.” — Meghan McCain, author and daughter of Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.).
CBS News totally f–ks up Affleck-Garner divorce news
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Not funny in the slightest
2. 1. “Actually just realized I was stroking my chin while I tried to think of a lede.” — Washingtonian’s Andrew Beaujon. An equally dumb response comes from Washingtonian reporter Benjamin Freed, who replied, “We’ll get you to the doctor ASAP.”