Idiot Jumps Off Disney World Bridge Into Restricted Lagoon And Is Lucky A Gator Didn’t Clamp Down On That Buffoonery

Let’s take another trip to Disney, kids!

If you’re a reader of my blogs, you know that I like to take consistent shots at degenerate CCP-sellout Disney, and a part of my campaign against Mickey Mouse & Co. is taking virtual trips through their theme parks — Disney World (Orlando, Florida) and Disneyland (Anaheim, California).

In our two most recent trips — both to Disneyland — we witnessed a massive brawl pop off between adults that had little kids and babies caught in the fire, and saw the corrupt entertainment giant slammed with discrimination allegations.

Well, now we’re going to shift over to the East Coast in my state of Florida, right in Orlando where Disney World is — particularly at Epcot where a newly surfaced TikTok video shows some utter moron jumping off a bridge into the park’s World Showcase Lagoon, which is restricted to the general public. Oh, and Disney World’s water also features alligators, the big-teeth creatures who lived with dinosaurs. Yes, those guys.

And apparently he did this in “freezing cold” water for “60k” … lie and lie.

WATCH:

@saulbrandonreiter Why did @Elit3Trainers jump in that freezing cold #disney #epcot water for 60k like that 😅 #disneyworld #foodnwine #halloween #bet #fyp ♬ original sound – Brandon Reiter

Disney needs to get more of a grip on their parks and people need more self-control, good Lord.

And it ain’t just about the alligators for ol’ boy either. (RELATED: Not Even Our Overlord Can Save Bud Light! Bill Gates Losing MILLIONS After Huge Investment Into Anheuser-Busch: REPORT)

In the past, Disney has reportedly had issues with brain-eating amoebas, and that’s just one of the dark secrets that Mickey Mouse has.

Class A Idiots + Toxic Disney = NOT THE MAGIC KINGDOM THAT MICKEY MOUSE & CO. ADVERTISES.